POV: I'm trying to be funny but failing but not in a self-depreciating way, I actually managed to not be funny which I think is an accomplishment considering most of my blogs also I'm going to do drugs now (the legal kind)
So I'm just going to type and pretend like it's funny and hope that my fever carries me. I mean fever dreams are always the weirdest. So, I've had a lot of drugs like NyQuil and Tylenol, sadly not the fun ones… granted that’s subjective. What else can I talk about? Post-its are weird, especially the ones I have around my room. I have a really ugly drawing of a couple of moons, balloons, and somebody diving off of a diving board onto into into water. Kind of weird. Also my lunch number and account number for my bank account because I wouldn't remember them otherwise. I probably shouldn't type my bank account number here as you can steal my money. I have a lot of paintings above my desk they're also kind of weird. Even when I don't have a fever my paintings look like I have a fever. I’ve got a bloody red eye crying tears of blood. I've also got a painting with a bunch of paint blobs on it. That one looks very deep. And the more you look at it the more you think “Wow it looks like she had a fever when she painted that,” granted I didn’t have a fever when I painted it, it was just three in the morning (I feel like the effects would be pretty similar).
What else can I talk about that someone somewhere might find funny? I think I talked about drugs already I did talk about drugs already. Let's see, does anyone else not fold their clothes after they've cleaned them? I have a pile of clean clothes that I move from my chair to my bed and back again whenever I need to use one of them. Matter of fact, I've been told that if I don't fold them tomorrow I'll be in big trouble which as we all know means that I will not be folding them because big trouble is better than actually being tidy. I hope this was humorous or at least confusing because confusing and humorous could be misunderstood as the same things even though they aren’t. I should take more drugs or maybe just sleep at this point both might be equally effective. I'll include a Voltron meme at the end of this. Funny.
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