Shorty Tinkerbell Northie Shah

 Soooooo… Arya (Shorty) did a blog post a while ago about how I’m “politically incorrect” or something completelyyyyyy ridiculous like that. So I’m going to bash her because photographs are lies. 

Sontag was right, pictures do lie. They don’t always, but in the case of Shorty Tinkerbell Northie Shah, they do. In every single freaking picture, she looks so cute. You look at her face and go “awwwwww” drawing the parallels between her adorable face and puppies. Like AHHHHHHHH I want to kidnap her. However, these visuals are merely a facade. She’s a demon. Terrible. Horrible. No good. Very bad. (Kudos if you get the literature reference) For one, she was the last one to arrive at our hangout and she was in a car. I rode my bike there, got rerouted over 15 times, and still got there before her. The only pathetic excuse she could scrounge up was that her mom had a “meeting” and couldn’t drive her 🙄. I call bull… she could’ve walked. This lack of care towards friendship is not appreciated. Not only that she’s too short to function efficiently especially in classes with desks (that’s to say all of them). She can’t even see over the top of the desk without an extreme amount of distortion (I’ve included a picture of how she sees her calc work from her incredibly low vantage point- you literally can’t even read the questions). Because she’s short, she walks at the speed of a snail. If you so much as slightly speed walk she ends up halfway down the hallway behind you. It’s so inconvenient! Everyone who walks with her has to make sure they are slowing down so as to not strain Shorty Tinkerbell Northie Shah’s poor little legs. Furthermore, she attacks people on her blogs with absolutely no credible evidence. She stretches what little out-of-context “evidence” she has in order to assault her poor victim’s credibility. When searching desperately for evidence that I’m not perfect, she often turns to statements I’ve made right before I have an episode. The moments where everything is fuzzy and funny. She constantly uses these statements out of context to bully and ostracize me. Absolutely trashy character on her part. 

As you can see, Sontag was correct. Pictures do lie, especially those of Shorty Tinkerbell Northie Shah.

(Pic credit: Bismaad Kaur and Sara Zachariah)

(In one of these pictures Shorty Tinkerbell Northie Shah is committing a federal crime hehheheehe)