✨CoolestpersonisSally😘💜✨

In all my studies I have yet to find a tribe as strange as the ✨CoolestpersonisSally😘💜✨. From my research, it seems this tribe was together for 2 years before being separated by their society's need to make rectangular green leaves. This tribe was made up of four sreloohcshgih. Compared to other tribes in their local living area of Terre Haute, Indiana they seemed to have been outliers. It appears as though they used to go to each other’s familial resting cubes and jump on the sitting cushions while threatening each other with “blackmail” filmed on their shiny glowing rectangles. Based of these videos we have deducted that they used to go for walks through the local purposely landscaped field and forest that contains a very strangely shaped structure that even today children play on. On the other side of this landscaped field/forest combo, there is a place where they trade their green leaves for cold cream. It is still unknown why these sreloohcshgih like this so much. We have received reports that they would stay after school on random days to walk to the QD where they would scrounge together as many metal pellets as they could find to buy “Blizzards.” Why they would buy a severe ice storm is well beyond anything we could possibly hope to understand. It seems they would bring back these “Blizzards” to school to show to the opposing tribes at loohcshgih in order to start “beef.” We are still unsure at this point if these sreloohcshgih have the ability to summon industrially processed livestock at will. We have multiple people investigating this. While the tribe of CoolestpersonisSally seems to have been incredibly close we have reason to believe they also socialized with many other tribes at their loohcshgih. It seems as though many of them were active participants in mental enrichment classes. Of which they were well known for causing chaos. It seems as though they were well known for their ability to win every Blooket (we are unsure of what this is and were unable to find any sources that may explain however the word has been found in the messages they send back and forth to each other on their rectangle glowing boxes) and cause competition fit for the Olympics (before they became outdated and unamusing). Overall it seems the tribe of  CoolestpersonisSally is one of the closest tribes of their time and location. Their bond is something incredible to observe and more research needs to be done into their lives. 

We are unsure if "ANT" is an ant or a code name for something nefarious. Through context, we have determined that it is likely to be a companion. However; it would not be too surprising if "ANT" was an actual ant...

Two of the "QD" trips we mentioned earlier, we have reason to believe the blue cup held by the really cute girl is housing the "Blizzard"; however, she looks too casual to be carrying a deadly snow storm in her hand. Tragically, we can't go back in time to ask this tribe what they are doing, it would be eye-opening.

Some of the aforementioned "blackmail", 

though we as very professional and unbiased 

observers think this is incredibly cute.

 No context was given in their chat logs. We don't have reason to believe this tribe threw sreloocshgih into the ceiling. As all but one of them are short and have no muscles (Researchers note: ...burnnnnnnnnn) (Researchers note: Please keep it professional... but I agree) we are keeping in mind the potential for magic powers. 

Through intense scrutiny we have come to the understanding that this is the tribe member they call "bObA gHoSt qUeEn" preparing to eat cold cream in between two "Cheez-Its." From later images of the day we know that she enjoyed it, eating more, and continued to mix things at the "dare" of a different tribe member named "Ari".

Some more "blackmail" we do not know what it happening in this image.

This photo and conversation were shared between two of the tribe members. It is one of the more normal conversations that can be understood without lots of context that we don't have. 

I’m posting this because I was absent the day everyone read over each other's and I need attention…